When did this happen?

I keep switching from this

 

to this,

I don't like it.  One day I'm bawl baby.  The next I feel like a 90 yr old fart.  And then once in awhile I feel like this:

I like being like this.  It's a lot more fun.  Luckily I have this guy to help me with that:

Thank goodness or I'd probably turn out like this: